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Post by bobwendt on Nov 30, 2007 18:56:50 GMT -6
true. the recent graduate strictly dog /cat vets for the most part have no grasp on reality or common sense. and usually city dwellers that havn`t a clue burger comes from somewhere before it gets to the meat package counter. we had a pic in the purdue vet school yearbook, (`72) of the class genious. he is holding a lead rope that ends with an empty halter on the floor at the the other end. the caption says "did I lose a horse or find a rope?" the sob was that much of a genious that he couldn`t find his way home at night. I put a small pencil size fake rubber snake in his pocket once as a joke and he started screaming and running around like a fool and then started crying. this is the guy that made 6 years with straight "a`s". but you wouldn`t have wanted him to touch anything that belonged to you. one time we were electrocuting horses for necropsies and the professor, knowing this guy was a walking disaster told him get the hell away from the throw switch you sob. just as the professor clamped one wire on yhe horses foot and a student one on the horses nose , mr doctor genious hit the throw switch and knocked them both cold, killed the horse and only by the grace of god two people weren`t murdered. anyway., you get my drift. the stories go on and on. you want to hear the best? he went fulltime airforce direct from school. hopefully someone killed him before he killed too many servicemen. lol, I bet he is some hi up gov`t official in usda now stopping coyote pens. nothing would surprise me. maybe a top colonel in the pentagon
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Post by Richard Nelson on Nov 30, 2007 21:11:44 GMT -6
Thats the moronis curve in its best example....
Bob, I am sure I have done more DAs than most DVMs. And in a calving my moto is no fetus can beatus. Although I got beat the other day in a bad calving. Sometimes we dairymen need to go to the knife and c-section.
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Post by bobwendt on Dec 1, 2007 5:02:16 GMT -6
I had a call once from a holstein dairy, pull a calf. I get there and they have chains tied onto 2 front feet and dragging cow and all all over the lot with a tractor. I ck it out, put one twins leg back in and get the other leg and one twin slides out then the other, of course dead by now, both. so help me, true story.
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Post by Richard Nelson on Dec 2, 2007 19:21:21 GMT -6
Yup, no doubt. I have hired men that see feet and yank, don't bother to check to see if the head is in the correct position. Dumbasses
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