Post by FWS on Feb 14, 2005 18:39:05 GMT -6
I delivered a Valentines Day gift box to a female pal today (not a girlfriend, too young, just a buddy).
Beautiful pink box with hearts and a red bow, just what every woman loves to see.
Except the contents would send 99.99% of women screaming out the door because inside were the frozen heads of a gray fox, striped skunk and bobcat along with some frozen gray fox uterus.
My friend had begged me to save her some heads because she collects skulls and really wanted to do the work herself. She's a zoology/wildlife student who hunts and just loves this stuff. I included the bonus uteri so she could count placental scars just for fun.
So how better to present these specimens than as a gift wrapped Valentines Day present.
She was sooooo excited and just had to show off her Valentines gift to her girl friends.
Her friends all "thought" she and I were odd before, but now they're convinced of it.
Beautiful pink box with hearts and a red bow, just what every woman loves to see.
Except the contents would send 99.99% of women screaming out the door because inside were the frozen heads of a gray fox, striped skunk and bobcat along with some frozen gray fox uterus.
My friend had begged me to save her some heads because she collects skulls and really wanted to do the work herself. She's a zoology/wildlife student who hunts and just loves this stuff. I included the bonus uteri so she could count placental scars just for fun.
So how better to present these specimens than as a gift wrapped Valentines Day present.
She was sooooo excited and just had to show off her Valentines gift to her girl friends.
Her friends all "thought" she and I were odd before, but now they're convinced of it.
